Josh Kelly

A strange student encounters surreal horrors over the course of one day.

If you go in, you’ll die, and if you don’t go in, you’ll die, so just go in.

If you feel you are under imminent threat, you may need to consider ending your life as a viable solution before they get to you.

We got a little know-how round here, son. I don’t really know where we are, but the water runs really delicious round here.

Playing pretend is a slippery slope. It’s no laughing matter and it doesn’t have a happy end.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When your life is a lemon, you pray that nobody orders such a beverage.